Occupation: World's Greatest Detective
Time Period: Sept '07 - Present
Description: Solving world class mysteries with my pet camel, SAM (Secret Agent Monster), and my assistant, Lunchbox Master. To defend the rights of the Pizza Party Plaza Planet Proclamation, as the mighty King of The Treehouse of Gumshoe Heroes from the evil clutches of Mr. Yuck! Mr. Yuck lives in the dark corners under your bed! Watch out! And I swear, upon the Gospels Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, I will find the Tobaggon that rides on rainbows! That hails candy across the land and bring world peas.
Decoration of Valiant Deeds:
- Tour of Duty in the Campaign from the invasion of Whales on Stilts.
- Apprehend the culprit of whom changed the mineral and vitamin water with plain 'ol tap water. Damn you Dr. Pickle!
- Received the Medal of Honour for saving the world from a Naked Lady Avalanche. Believe me, it's not as appealing as it may sound.
- 1st Place in the Cotton Candy eating contest.
Current Residence: Awesome Town, Antarctica